Re: Site Review

Lois said:
: > I'm asking if you will please just post that link when someone uses a
: > munged address instead of unmunging it for them.

Brucie asked:
: where would be the fun in that?

The same fun you get when you post your other links. People would see your
handsome silouette as you pop in and out of the NG, and they'd admire your
intellect.

When people top-post, you don't un-top-post their posts for them, so why
unmunge addresses? Nothing will change unless people know *why* one method
is preferred over another.

: > Why would I tell you who else's address you can ruin and then have
: > that person pissed off at me
:
: just whisper it to me.

Never. The secret will go with me to my grave. Unless...oh, forget it.

: > as well as at you?
:
: i deserve loathing. just ask the little voices.

I don't need to ask them. They've been telling me all about you. You
probably didn't want the NG to know about the time you helped that kid with
his bike, or the website questions you provide answers to between letting
the aggressive voices take over. (Actually, they already know about the
latter.) They tried to tell me that you shovelled the snow from your
neighbour's driveway, but when I reminded them that you're in Australia,
they shut up pretty fast. Now I don't know whether or not to believe the
stories about jail and the technicality you got off on.

The voices are telling you to use that link. Use that link. Use that link.

Lois (not one of the voices, in case you're confused by now)

In alt.www.webmaster Lois said:

> I'm asking if you will please just post that link when someone uses a
> munged address instead of unmunging it for them.

where would be the fun in that?

>: tell me NOW! <holds breath/>
> Your face is going a funny colour.

i wasn't too concerned until my eyes rolled back in my head.

> Why would I tell you who else's address you can ruin and then have
> that person pissed off at me

just whisper it to me.

> as well as at you?

i deserve loathing. just ask the little voices.


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v o i c e s

In alt.www.webmaster Lois said:

> We had this discussion before,

i would have won if you hadn't started repeatedly poking me in the eye
while chanting "wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong". i thought it best to run
away when you got to "just die you bastard" and started rummaging around
in your pockets for something.

> I know of at least one,

who?

> but I'm not going to tell you who.

tell me NOW! <holds breath/>

> I think it's someone the voices tell you to be nice to.

they're not like that.

> Your voices aren't very good at keeping secrets.

they'll babble **** all day if you let them.


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v o i c e s

Lois said:
: > We had this discussion before,

Brucie responded:
: i would have won if you hadn't started repeatedly poking me in the eye
: while chanting "wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong". i thought it best to run
: away when you got to "just die you bastard" and started rummaging around
: in your pockets for something.

I was looking for my cough drops. My throat was getting dry from trying to
get you to see what you're doing.

We can agree to disagree about the use of the word "terrorism." It's your
voices that make you disagree anyway. I'm asking if you will please just
post that link when someone uses a munged address instead of unmunging it
for them. That way, the posters will have a chance to see your point of view
and consider doing something different with their addresses. Your way,
people just get pissed off at you (I know you like that, but you get so many
opportunities already for that reaction) and they never know what you're
trying to get across.

Right?

: > I know of at least one,
:
: who?
:
: > but I'm not going to tell you who.
:
: tell me NOW! <holds breath/>

Your face is going a funny colour. Why would I tell you who else's address
you can ruin and then have that person pissed off at me as well as at you?

: > I think it's someone the voices tell you to be nice to.
:
: they're not like that.

Yeah, I suppose not. If they are, you don't listen very well.

: > Your voices aren't very good at keeping secrets.
:
: they'll babble **** all day if you let them.

So I've heard. The one that keeps clearing its throat is particularly
annoying.

Lois

Lois wrote:

> When people top-post, you don't un-top-post their posts for them, so why
> unmunge addresses?

I do.

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In alt.www.webmaster Lois said:

> People would see your handsome silouette

i hired a model.

> your intellect.

i needed drugs so i sold it on ebay years ago.

> When people top-post, you don't un-top-post their posts for them,

i used to but its pointless, they don't even visit the link because 9/10
their next post is topposted.

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brucie{display:nude;voice-family:'many little';speech-rate:x-fast;}

As an authority on the subject, Toby Inkster proclaimed:

>> brucie{display:nude;voice-family:'many little';speech-rate:x-fast;}
>
> Surely that should be "#brucie" because there can be only one.

but surely brucie is an element unto himself? Maybe the specs say that
brucie must occur in the head, and only one brucie may be present?

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