President Bush put through wood chipper at WH roast

[odannyboy]

The President said he was feeling "chipper", but what he might have meant is "I feel like I was put through a wood chipper"

Stephen Colbert of Comedy Central, the evenings main entertainer, did a 30 minute routine that brought forth few laughs and had alot of people squirming in their seats as he absolutely blistered everyone in attendance, especially the President, who seemed none too amused.

He did it cleverly, using satire to bring out all the unpleasant, hard edged accusations that have dogged this administration since the months and years following 9/11.

This is too important to miss.

http://www.youtube.com/results?searc...&search=Search

[DocDiggs]

Hilarious! Loved it! Very pointed, very sharp and right to the targets.

[Woodmonkey]

I saw it and loved it. Very clever and very funny. The WH correspondents were laughing hard.

[Woodmonkey]

Bush Plays Straight Man to His Lookalike

WASHINGTON - It was twice the fun for members of the White House Correspondents' Association and guests when
President Bush and a lookalike, soundalike sidekick poked fun at the president and fellow politicians.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I feel chipper tonight. I survived the White House shake-up," the president said Saturday night.

But impersonator Steve Bridges stole many of the best lines. Vice President
Dick Cheney and his hunting accident were targets of his humor on a couple of occasions.

"Speaking of suspects, where is the great white hunter?" Bridges said, later adding, "He shot the only trial lawyer in the country who supports me."

Bush continued a tradition begun by President Coolidge in attending the correspondents' dinner.

He invited Bridges to play his double. The president talked to the press in polite, friendly terms. Bridges told them what the president was really thinking.

Bridges opened like this: "The media really ticks me off — the way they try to embarrass me by not editing what I say. Well, let's get things going, or I'll never get to bed."

"I'm absolutely delighted to be here, as is (wife) Laura," Bush replied.

"She's hot," Bridges quipped.

The featured entertainer was Stephen Colbert, whose Comedy Central show "The Colbert Report" often lampoons the Washington establishment.

"I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in
Iraq," Colbert said in a typical zinger.

He also paid mock tribute to Bush as a man who "believes Wednesday what he believed Monday, despite what happened Tuesday."

Yet it's the Who's Who of power and celebrity in the audience — invited by media organizations to their dinner tables — that draws much of the attention.

Joining ABC were former Ambassador Joseph Wilson and his wife,
Valerie Plame, the CIA officer at the heart of a leak investigation that has reached deep into the White House.

Others on the guest list included rapper-actor Ludacris; James Denton, the hunky plumber on ABC's "Desperate Housewives"; "Dancing With the Stars" winner Drew Lachey; New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin; tennis player
Anna Kournikova; and Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger.

Award winners honored at the dinner were:

_Deb Riechmann of The Associated Press and Terry Moran of ABC News, Merriman Smith Awards, the top journalism award for White House reporting under deadline pressure.

Riechmann was recognized for breaking the news of Bush's choice of John Roberts for the Supreme Court. Moran was cited for his broadcast coverage of Bush's first visit to areas hit by Hurricane Katrina.

_Carl Cannon of the National Journal, the Aldo Beckman Award for his profile of presidential adviser Michael Gerson. The award is given for repeated excellence in White House reporting.

_Marcus Stern and Jerry Kammer of the Copley News Service, the Edgar A. Poe Award for a series of stories on Rep. Randy "Duke" Cunningham, who resigned in disgrace and pleaded guilty to accepting $2.4 million in bribes. The Poe award recognizes excellence in news of national and regional importance.

The association was established in 1914 as a bridge between the press corps and the White House. The current president is Mark Smith of AP Radio.

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[odannyboy]

Almost as interesting as the satire by Colbert is the press's version of what took place. Most of the mainstream media, the much maligned "liberal media", is sidestepping the story altogether, instead focusing on non-issues like who was in attendance and the comedy routine of the Bush stand-in.

Just like Colbert skewered the press as being a bunch of neutered, defanged towelboys for the White House, it is proving itself true by press accounts of what took place.

Just read this crap and see.
http://www.abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory?id=1906094

Way to go Stephen.

[Bluehawk]

Originally Posted by DocDiggs

Hilarious! Loved it! Very pointed, very sharp and right to the targets.

I saw it too, and enjoyed every minute.

I felt the Prez held his dignity pretty darn well under the Colbert sarcasm.

BTW, if anyone saw Morley Safer's 60 MINUTES interview with Colbert Sunday evening... I found it interesting that Colbert stated that he does not allow his children to watch his program... because he does not want them to see their father as being insincere.

[Woodmonkey]

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