18 Ways To Be A Good Liberal

[SherryGrace]

18 Ways To Be A Good Liberal

(Wait, is that an oxymoron?):


1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression, and governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't t each 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but PETA activists do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The Passion Of The Christ for financial gain only.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

17. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

18. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.

[m60-gunner]

I gotta send this to my liberal sister. She'll have to up her meds. LOL

[KBay84]

....and here I thought that a Good Liberal was one who jumped off a cliff with a member of the ACLU under each arm??!!

[odannyboy]

Many good liberals fought and died for freedom. Many Conservatives joined the Air National Guard to avoid getting sent to Vietnam or just got 5 deferments to avoid service altogether.

[KBay84]

I should have labeled my post "1 Good Way to Draw Out Liberals to Reply"...lol

[Woodmonkey]

Originally Posted by KBay84

....and here I thought that a Good Liberal was one who jumped off a cliff with a member of the ACLU under each arm??!!

No, Bay, that's what you hoped!

[odannyboy]

Originally Posted by KBay84

I should have labeled my post "1 Good Way to Draw Out Liberals to Reply"...lol

It happens all the time from the clueless right. I've seen it a zillion times.