Condemned to death, cow flees police.

[DocDiggs]

This cow was condemned to death and escaped. There is hardly likely to be a commutation of it's sentence. The sentence therefore needs to be carried out as scheduled as the cow is obviously guilty.


Cow escapes from slaughterhouse
1,200-pound heifer dodges vehicles, train before being recaptured

The Associated Press
Updated: 5:19 p.m. ET Jan. 8, 2006


GREAT FALLS, Mont. - A cow that escaped a slaughterhouse dodged vehicles, ran in front of a train, braved the icy Missouri River and took three tranquilizer darts before being recaptured six hours later.

The black, 1,200-pound heifer jumped a gate at the packing plant at around 5 a.m. Thursday, authorities said.

The cow apparently wandered through residential areas for a time before police received reports at about 9:30 a.m. that it was in the middle of a busy intersection.

Police tried to catch the cow, and had her wedged between a stock trailer and a fence, but the heifer barreled through the fence toward the river, nearly being hit by an SUV.

With the police in pursuit, the cow ran toward the railroad tracks and darted in front of an oncoming locomotive. Crossing another road, the cow was nearly struck by a semi tractor-trailer.

"By then it was a madhouse," said police officer Corey Reeves. "People were coming out of the woodwork to see."

When police, animal control officers and slaughterhouse workers surrounded the cow in a park near the Missouri River, the cow jumped into the icy water. As she swam to the west bank of the river, Reeves said she sank lower in the water and was being swept downstream.

But the cow found a sandbar near the river's west bank and walked to shore.

Authorities tried unsuccessfully to shoot the cow with a tranquilizer gun three times.

Finally, slaughterhouse workers created a makeshift pen with metal panels that led to a stock trailer. The cow walked into the trailer at 11:45 a.m., authorities said.

The cow was taken back to the slaughterhouse, where it was put in a pen -- with a stronger fence.




URL: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10766021/

[Woodmonkey]

Originally Posted by DocDiggs

This cow was condemned to death and escaped. There is hardly likely to be a commutation of it's sentence. The sentence therefore needs to be carried out as scheduled as the cow is obviously guilty.


Cow escapes from slaughterhouse
1,200-pound heifer dodges vehicles, train before being recaptured

The Associated Press
Updated: 5:19 p.m. ET Jan. 8, 2006


GREAT FALLS, Mont. - A cow that escaped a slaughterhouse dodged vehicles, ran in front of a train, braved the icy Missouri River and took three tranquilizer darts before being recaptured six hours later.

The black, 1,200-pound heifer jumped a gate at the packing plant at around 5 a.m. Thursday, authorities said.

The cow apparently wandered through residential areas for a time before police received reports at about 9:30 a.m. that it was in the middle of a busy intersection.

Police tried to catch the cow, and had her wedged between a stock trailer and a fence, but the heifer barreled through the fence toward the river, nearly being hit by an SUV.

With the police in pursuit, the cow ran toward the railroad tracks and darted in front of an oncoming locomotive. Crossing another road, the cow was nearly struck by a semi tractor-trailer.

"By then it was a madhouse," said police officer Corey Reeves. "People were coming out of the woodwork to see."

When police, animal control officers and slaughterhouse workers surrounded the cow in a park near the Missouri River, the cow jumped into the icy water. As she swam to the west bank of the river, Reeves said she sank lower in the water and was being swept downstream.

But the cow found a sandbar near the river's west bank and walked to shore.

Authorities tried unsuccessfully to shoot the cow with a tranquilizer gun three times.

Finally, slaughterhouse workers created a makeshift pen with metal panels that led to a stock trailer. The cow walked into the trailer at 11:45 a.m., authorities said.

The cow was taken back to the slaughterhouse, where it was put in a pen -- with a stronger fence.




URL: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10766021/

A regular bovine houdini!

[Betty Boop]

It seems to me that it used to be if the executioner/hangman didn't succeed the first time, the convicted was set free - divine intervention or some such thing. Hope I don't get any of the sleepy-time beef on my dinner plate anytime soon.

This cow has EARNED her right to green pastures/meadows where she can keep the bulls happy - or not!

[m60-gunner]

Pass the A-1

[conlor]

Don't you just want to 'adopt' her?

[Woodmonkey]

Originally Posted by conlor

Don't you just want to 'adopt' her?

Sure ... right after she pays a visit to the butcher!

[Betty Boop]

Obviously this was not a California cow - We only have happy cows in California ! But she she was hearty - is that Wisconsin does to those cows? I still say her sentence should be a long happy life in the pasture entertaining the bulls!