[MV] OT For all you engineers (and other geniuses) who have

For all you engineers (and other geniuses) who have difficulty converting units:

-Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

-2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton

-1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope

-Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond

-Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

-Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong

-16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling

-Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon

-1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz

-Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower

-Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line

-453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake

-1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone

-1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles

-365.25 days = 1 unicycle

-2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds

-52 cards = 1 decacards

-1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton

-1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen

-1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche

-1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin

-10 rations = 1 decoration

-100 rations = 1 C-ration

-2 monograms = 1 diagram

-4 nickels = 2 paradigms

-2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at YaleUniversity Hospital= 1 IV League

-100 Senators = Not 1 decision

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