Happy Valentine's Day!

[BloodThirstyWench]

Poems that I've received....

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head.

Of loving beauty, you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off your face

I love your smile, you face, your eyes
****, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife
Marrying you completely screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's always why I wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away
But what have you stepped in to make you smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!

[se0sea]

Dang Blood,

you got me L` ingMAO!

[StrBrite]

Noe that was funny