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07-21-2008, 20:39
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| Icing Queen   |  Football Try-Outs The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. "Can you tackle?" asked the coach. "Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. "Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?" "Of course I can run," said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash. "Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?" The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "If I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."
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07-24-2008, 22:49
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| Racy Ol' Lady   | Re: Football Try-Outs 
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