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Old 07-21-2008, 20:16   #1 (permalink)
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YOU COULD ACTUALLY WIN THIS TRIP

IT'S TRUE !!!!!! YOU GET 8 TICKETS TO ALL THE OLYMPIC EVENTS,4 HOTEL ROOMS, FOOD, CAR & FREE ROUND TRIP AIR FARE, FOR 21 DAYS IN CHINA . GOOD LUCK

Answer the following questions to win tickets to the Olympic games.


1. Which student seems to appear tired / sleepy?
2. Which ones are male twins?
3. Which ones are the female twins?
4. How many women are in the group?
5. Which one is the te acher?
6. Which two just finished a joint?



i guessyou won't be going either!
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Old 07-21-2008, 20:32   #2 (permalink)
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Looks like I won't be going to the Olympics.
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Old 07-21-2008, 20:43   #3 (permalink)
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Me neither.
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Old 07-24-2008, 22:53   #4 (permalink)
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That's a relief! I didn't want to go there anyway!
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1. All the above
2. All the above
3, All the above
4, All the above
5, All the above
6, One from Column A, one from Column B.

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1. Which student seems to appear tired / sleepy?
The squinty eyes are what happens when inhaling the polluted air in Bejing. It's a trick question.

2. Which ones are male twins?
Does it really matter.

3. Which ones are the female twins?
Still doesn't matter.


4. How many women are in the group?
Would have been easier to answer if the question asked how many sexy women? NONE

5. Which one is the te acher?
Not in the picture, the teacher is recovering in the hospital [ minor injuries] from promoting western cultural ideas.

6. Which two just finished a joint?

The two in the blue shirts. They look like they are spaced out a little more than the rest.
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Good answers, BrianK.
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