Afternoon quickie

[Woodmonkey]

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie
with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send
him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to
report on all the neighborhood activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan
into operation:

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he
shouted.

A few moments passed ... "An ambulance just drove by."

A few moments later," Looks like the Anderson's have
company," he called out.

"Matt's riding a new bike.....

"A few moments later, "Looks like the Sanders are
moving"

"Jason is on his skate board...."

A few more moments, "The Coopers are having sex !! "

Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed! Dad
called out, "How do you know they are having sex ?"

"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a
Popsicle too."

[conlor]

ROFL! Smart(ass) kid!

[filthybeast]

sweet

[daniels116]

that is funny

[Snowden]

[Scrappy]

At least he's smart enough to just do what he's told

[jjvman]

Good one, Katie.

I heard a similar one long ago. Little Johnny has a sitter. Her boyfriend comes over and she asks Johnny to look out the window and count red hats. She will give him a nickel for each one. After some time, he runs back in the room and says "Get out your pocket book, you owe me $47.95. There's a Shriners convention outside."