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Old 07-20-2008, 15:56   #1 (permalink)
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In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister, Louella, was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh, causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been charged with a.................... Misdewiener!
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Old 07-20-2008, 20:28   #2 (permalink)
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Old 07-20-2008, 23:30   #3 (permalink)
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Old 07-21-2008, 06:52   #4 (permalink)
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well I guess she just didn't have the same target size as her sister
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