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Old 07-19-2008, 14:19   #1 (permalink)
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CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX









REMOVING HER CLOTHES:






With her consent
12 Calories




Without her consent
2,187 Calories












OPENING HER BRA:






With both hands
8 Calories




With one hand
12 Calories




With your teeth
485 Calories












PUTTING ON A CONDOM:






With an erection
6 Calories




Without an erection
3,315 Calories












POSITIONS:






Missionary
12 Calories




69 lying down
78 Calories




69 standing up
812 Calories




Wheelbarrow
216 Calories




Doggy Style
326 Calories




Italian Chandelier
2,912 Calories












ORGASMS:






Real
112 Calories




Fake
1,315 Calories












POST ORGASM:






Lying in bed hugging
18 Calories




Getting up immediately
36 Calories




Explaining why you got out of bed immediately
816 Calories












GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:






If you are:






20-29 years
36 Calories




30-39 years
80 Calories




40-49 years
124 Calories




50-59 years
1,972 Calories




60-69 years
7,916 Calories




70 and over
Results are still pending












DRESSING AFTERWARDS:






Calmly..
32 Calories




In a hurry
98 Calories




With her father knocking at the door
5,218 Calories




With your wife knocking at the door
13,521 Calories










Results may vary!










THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD




Right now, as you read this,




Over 50 Million couples are having SEX!


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