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07-17-2008, 18:50
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| Icing Queen   |  Romantic at Heart A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’" "But why?" asks the man. "I’m a divorce lawyer."
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07-17-2008, 19:01
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| Racy Ol' Lady   | Re: Romantic at Heart Sounds like something a divorce lawyer would do! 
__________________ "... when two or three are gathered in my name ..." - Join us in prayer. All faiths welcome (Click below) http://www.trackpads.com/forum/group...iscussion.html Who steals my purse steals trash ... ... But who filches from me my good name Robs me of that which not riches him, And makes me poor indeed. ~Shakespeare Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death! |
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