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07-16-2008, 18:26
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| Icing Queen   |  Instructions To make it stand, you wet it ! To make it wet, you suck it ! To make it stiff, you lick it ! To get it in, You push it! Damn !!!!!!! Threading a needle is a *****! (get your mind out of the gutter!!!!!)
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07-16-2008, 20:17
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| K-9 Unit   | Re: Instructions Sometimes getting some is like threading a needle. 
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07-16-2008, 21:27
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| Racy Ol' Lady   | Re: Instructions Threading needles is a major operation! 
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