 Lesson Learned?
A foursome of guys was waiting at the men's tee while another foursome of women were hitting from the ladies' tees. The ladies were taking their time.
When the final woman was ready to hit her ball, she hacked it ten feet. She went over and whiffed it completely. Then she hacked it another ten feet and finally hacked it another five feet.
She looked up at the patiently waiting men and said apologetically, "I guess all those f**king lessons I took over the winter didn't help."
One of the men immediately responded, "Well, there you have it. You should have taken golf lessons instead."
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07-14-2008, 19:01
