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07-14-2008, 11:26
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| Racy Ol' Lady   |  Too quick If you've ever worked for a boss that reacts before thinking things through, you will love this...! A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and replied, "I make $300 a week. Why?" The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!" Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?" From across the room came a voice, "He was the pizza delivery guy from Domino's.
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07-14-2008, 18:05
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| Icing Queen   | Re: Too quick Wish that would happen to me. Maybe I could make a delivery TO Dominos and stand around.
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