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07-09-2008, 20:19
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| Racy Ol' Lady   |  Reasons to Become a Nurse Reasons to Become a Nurse - Pays better than fast food, though the hours aren't as good. - Fashionable shoes & sexy white uniforms. - Needles: It's better to give than to receive. - Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops....eventually. - Expose yourself to rare, exotic, & exciting new diseases. - Interesting aromas. - Do enough charting to navigate around the world. - Celebrate the holidays with all your friends.....at work. - Take comfort that most of your patients survive no matter what you do to them. - Courteous & infallible doctors who always leave clear orders in perfectly legible handwriting. - You may get Beasty for a patient.
__________________ Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death! MOTM, Jan 2005, Aug 2007 Golden Cookie Award, 2005. Aug 2006 Perv of the Month Perv. Outreach Award, 2007 |
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07-11-2008, 02:25
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| Jr. Officer   | Re: Reasons to Become a Nurse The last one says it all.
__________________ "You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." Robin Williams. Support our Armed Forces (Army, Navy, Marines, Air Force and Coast Guard). 2007 Male Peeping Tom Award Winner, April, 2007 - MOTM Dec. 31, 2007 Outstanding Sheep Rancher Award (NAoPWOYE) Male Beasty Award-Winner 2008 |
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