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07-09-2008, 20:18
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| Racy Ol' Lady   |  Waiting Waiting Whenever my aunt went to the doctor, she would complain to me about the long delay she always endured. One day, when my aunt's name was finally called, she was asked to step on the scale. "I need to get your weight today," said the nurse. Without a moment's hesitation, my aunt replied: "One hour and 45 minutes!"
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07-10-2008, 11:02
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| Icing Queen   | Re: Waiting 
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07-11-2008, 02:12
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| Jr. Officer   | Re: Waiting My sediments exactly. Why do they call them appointments if they always keep you waiting?
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