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Old 05-15-2008, 09:41   #1 (permalink)
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Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?"

"98," she replied. "Two years older than me"

"So you're 96," the undertaker commented.


She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it?
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Old 05-15-2008, 13:27   #2 (permalink)
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Old 05-15-2008, 14:51   #3 (permalink)
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