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Old 05-11-2008, 17:49   #1 (permalink)
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Attending a convention, 3 psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears,” one says, “but we have no one to go to with our problems. Since we’re all professionals, why don’t we hear each other out right-now?”

They agree that this is a good idea. The first psychiatrist confesses, “I’m a compulsive shopper and deeply in debt, so I over bill patients as often as I can.”

The second admits, “I have a drug problem that’s out of control, and I frequently pressure my patients into buying illegal drugs for me.”

The third psychiatrist says, “I know it’s wrong, but no matter how hard I try, I just can’t keep a secret.”
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Old 05-11-2008, 19:24   #2 (permalink)
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Old 05-11-2008, 19:43   #3 (permalink)
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I wonder if that third one got home alive!
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I wonder if that third one got home alive!

You know I was thinking the same thing.
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