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Old 10-19-2007, 09:33   #1 (permalink)
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A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.

The Problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife screamed and jumped up and said:
"Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with all the pain and labor.
The child should be in my custody."

The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to say in your defense?"

The man sat for a while contemplating. ..then slowly rose.

"Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...
Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?
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