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Old 08-17-2007, 23:27   #1 (permalink)
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An atheist complained to a friend, "Christians have their special holidays, such as Christmas and Easter. And Jews celebrate their holidays, such as Passover and Yom Kippur. Muslims have their holidays, too."

"Every religion has holidays to celebrate. But we atheists," he said, "have no recognized national holiday. It's an unfair discrimination"

His friend replied..."Well, why don't you celebrate April 1st?"
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Nice one I have sent that to an Atheist friend who recently harped on about that!
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I hope your friend gets the point!
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