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Old 12-13-2006, 12:51   #1 (permalink)
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Because of the climate of political correctness now pervading America, those of us in Oklahoma, Arkansas and Missouri will no longer be referred to as HILLBILLIES.

We ask that you now refer to us as OZARK-AMERICANS.


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Old 12-13-2006, 21:09   #2 (permalink)
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