Bubba & Earl

[cominatcha]

Two Rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Budweiser.
The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, its a dadgum police roadblock!! Were gonna get busted fer drinkin these here beers!"


"Dont worry Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these here beers then peel off the label and stick in on our foreheads and throw the bottles under the seat."

"What fer?" asked Bubba.

"Just let me do the talkin", OK? said Earl.

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight and put the labels on each of their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Howdy boys. Y'all been drinkin'?"

"No sir," said Earl, while pointing at the labels....
"Me and Bubbas on the Patch."

[conlor]

For some reason, I don't think the police fell for it!