Don't piss off women drivers...

[bcr226]

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive
on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and
"flipped" the woman off.

"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself.

I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.
That's 96 miles each day.
Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.
That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.
Statistically, females drive half of these.
That's 18,000 women drivers!
In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.
That's 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as
dissatisfying or unrewarding.
That's 449.
According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have
seriously considered suicide or homicide.
That's 98.
And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.

That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry
weapons, and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest
problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Flip one off? ....... I think not..

[kepiblanc]

my friend you are in troubles.try live near your work. is less dangerous, rested and cheap.
the modern life this rich of percentages.you read cosmopolitan?
and by mainly never you enter a brothel,aside from all that........they try to take its money.(of my they possibly obtain it)
PD:5% all womes carry wepons? dangerous country.we can install one company of gun purses fashion

[The_Federalist]

Hmmm I wonder if there is a patent out there for purses with a special "gun" holster and ammunition pouch?

[bcr226]

Originally Posted by The_Federalist

Hmmm I wonder if there is a patent out there for purses with a special "gun" holster and ammunition pouch?

Look up Galco holster purse on Google.

Mike

[bcr226]

Originally Posted by kepiblanc

my friend you are in troubles.try live near your work. is less dangerous, rested and cheap.
the modern life this rich of percentages.you read cosmopolitan?
and by mainly never you enter a brothel,aside from all that........they try to take its money.(of my they possibly obtain it)
PD:5% all womes carry wepons? dangerous country.we can install one company of gun purses fashion

I do live near work... I'm about 5Km. from home. I don't read Cosmopolitan... First of all, I'd end up with a huge freaking headache and secondly, I'm not a metrosexual. LOL

Mike

[kruser79]

Lmao! So someone else watches South Park!

[bcr226]

Originally Posted by kruser79

Lmao! So someone else watches South Park!

LOL... yep... "They killed Kenny!" "You bastards!"

Mike