How many does it take to change a Light Bulb?

[Woodmonkey]

Well, that depends on what church someone goes to

Charismatics - 1
Hands already in the air

Pentecostal - 10
One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness

Presbyterians - 0
Lights will go on and off at predestined times

Roman Catholic - 0
Candles only

Baptists at least 15
One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad

Episcopalians - 3
One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.

Mormons - 5
One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.

Unitarians - ?
We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incadescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

Methodists - Undetermined
Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Church wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.

Nazarene 6
One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

Lutherans - None
Lutherans don't believe in change.

Amish - ?
What's a light bulb?

[USMC5831]

Blondes- two one to hold the lightbulb while the otehr spins the chair!