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Old 04-11-2006, 10:36   #1 (permalink)
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Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by
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Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"
Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
Maxine: "No, they open!"
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Old 04-11-2006, 10:39   #2 (permalink)
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Old 04-11-2006, 11:14   #3 (permalink)
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Just a american humor....

Very nice! But we have the other humor... All peoples don't understend it.
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