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Old 01-13-2006, 21:12   #1 (permalink)
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A woman went to the doctor's office. Where she was seen by a young, new
doctor. After about 4 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told
her she was pregnant. She burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she
told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in
another room.

The doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor
was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 59 years
old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told
her she was pregnant?"

The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without
looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"
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No hiccups, but her blood pressure sky-rocketed!
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