These people vote...

[Headhunter]

Sent to me from my 1SG...

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge,
he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good
home. You want it, you take it".
For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at
it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal.
It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for
sale $50". The next day someone stole it.
Caution! These people Vote
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
direction was North because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him
up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" When my
brother explained that the sun rises in the East, (and has for sometime),
she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff"...
She ALSO votes!
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got
a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I
told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He
responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call
quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . . .
He ALSO votes!
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard
one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on
her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't
think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving". .
She ALSO votes!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car It's designed to cut through a
seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. .
My sister ALSO votes!
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount...
He ALSO votes!
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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip
out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and
ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned...
My friend ALSO votes!
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional
and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?".
. .
SHE ALSO votes!

[conlor]

Yeah, that's scary. Not only that, but they're in the work force!