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Old 01-12-2006, 16:31   #1 (permalink)
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Talking B-1 story

A friend of mine forwarded this to me, I thought folks would appreciate it:


THIS SHOULD WARM EVERY JET JOCKEY'S HEART. (mine, too!)


A story from a U.S. Soldier somewhere in Afghanistan:

"So we are up in the mountains at about 0100 hrs looking for a bad guy that
we thought was in the area. Here are ten of us, pitch black, crystal clear
night, about 25 degrees. We know there are bad guys in the area; a few shots have been fired but no big deal. We decide that we need air cover and the only thing in the area is a solo B-1 bomber. He flies around at about 20,000 feet and tells us there is nothing in the area. He then asks if we would
like a low level show of force. Stupid question. Of course we tell him yes.
The controller who is attached to the team then is heard talking to the
pilot. Pilot asks if we want it subsonic or supersonic. Very stupid
question. Pilot advises he is twenty miles out and stand by. The controller
gets us all sitting down in a line and points out the proper location.

You have to picture this. Pitch black, ten killers sitting down, dead quiet and
overlooking this about 30 mile long valley. All of a sudden, way out (below
our level) you see a set of four 200' white flames coming at us. The
controller says, "Ah-- guys-- you might want to plug your ears". Faster than
you can think a B-1, supersonic, 1000' over our heads, blasts the sound
barrier and it feels like God just hit you in the head with a hammer". He
then stands it straight up with 4 white trails of flame coming out and
disappears."

Cost of gas for that: Probably $50,000
Hearing damage: For certain
Bunch of Taliban thinking twice about shooting at! us: Priceless
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Old 01-12-2006, 20:26   #2 (permalink)
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Great story, herb. Sometimes I wish I could be there!
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