A virile, young Italian

[conlor]

A virile, young Italian gentleman was relaxing
at his favorite bar in Rome, when he managed to
attract a spectacular young blonde.

Things progressed to the point where he invited
her back to his apartment, and after some small
talk, they retired to his bedroom and made love.

After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile,
So... you finish? She paused for a second, frowned
and admitted, No...

Surprised, the young man reached for her and
the love making resumed. This time she thrashes
about wildly and there are screams of passion. The
lovemaking ends, and again, the young man
smiles, and again he asks...So, you finish? And
again, after a short pause, she returns his smile,
cuddles closer to him, and softly says, No...

Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to
outlast him, the young man reaches for the woman
again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they climax simultaneously,
screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the
bed sheets.

The exhausted woman falls onto his back, gasping.
Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes,
smiles proudly, and asks again... So, you
finish?

Barely able to speak, she whispers in his ear, No! I Norwegian.

[USA11B]

What did you say?Aaah the advantages of selective hearing!