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01-09-2006, 16:56
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| Sensei   |  Limericks Limericks OK lets hear them,, clean ones only please. I’ll start off with one that I found in my father’s old WWII scrap book. Ready OK here we go…….. As a beauty I am not a star; There are others more handsome, by far, But my face – I don’t mind it, For I am behind it. It’s the people in front get a jar!
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01-09-2006, 18:30
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| Monkey Mouse   | Re: Limericks There once was an old man of Esser, Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser, It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And now he's a college professor.
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01-11-2006, 22:30
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| Icing Queen   | Re: Limericks Those are good! Sorry I don't know any clean ones to add.
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01-12-2006, 10:32
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| Sensei | Re: Limericks A flea and a fly in a flue Were caught, so what could they do? Said the fly, "Let us flee." "Let us fly," said the flea. So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
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