 The Black Boxes
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had
Covertly funded a project with U.S. auto makers for the past five years,
Hereby the auto makers were installing black box voice recorders in
Four-wheel drive pickup trucks and SU V's in an effort to determine, in
Fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last moments before the crash.
They were not surprised to find in 44 of the 50 states the recorded last
Words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, $hit!"
But the state Minnesota, was different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were,
"Hold My beer, I'm gonna try somethin'."
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Humor
01-08-2006, 12:54
