Dear IRS:

[conlor]

Dear IRS:

Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing
that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes. Please note
the attached article from USA Today, wherein
you will see that the Pentagon is paying
$171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid
$600.00 for a toilet seat.

I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2,400)
and six hammers (value $1,029), bringing my
total remitted to $3,429.00.

Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the
"Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my
return. You can do this inexpensively by sending
them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw (article from
USA Today detailing how HUD pays $22.00 each
for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws is enclosed for your
convenience.

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year,
and I look forward to paying it again next year.

Sincerely,

A Satisfied Taxpayer

[m60-gunner]

Cool, I think I'll do that this April 14th.