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| Sensei ![]() | The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum. The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN! The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first "Marlboro Man." Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE! PEARLS MELT IN VINEGAR! The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but, not downstairs. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. And the best for last..... Turtles can breathe through their butts.
__________________ ![]() Downrange Magazine & Professional Library ~ Military Journal ~ Newsletters & Bulletins Product Reviews ~ General Services ~ Portals ~ Calendar ~ Advertising & Outreach ~ Online Store ~ Classifieds ~ ~ * ~ ~ ![]() You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass. Japanese Admiral Yamamoto, 1941 Last edited by scotto; 01-07-2006 at 14:42. |
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| Icing Queen ![]() | [quote=scotto]Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles
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Episode 8: Escape From Alcatraz, Duck Quack, Stud Finder In this episode, Jamie and Adam retrace the steps of the infamous prisoners who escaped from Alcatraz without a trace in 1962. Although all were presumed drowned, our mythbusters are determined to find out if it's possible to survive the tides of the San Francisco Bay in a homemade raft. On a less precarious, but still hilarious note, they'll attempt to answer the age-old question: Does a duck's quack echo? And then there's the simply unhinged notion that a stud finder can prove whether or not human beings have been guinea pigs in mind control experiments. Yes, really. http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/my...pisode_08.html Episode 8 | |
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__________________ ![]() Downrange Magazine & Professional Library ~ Military Journal ~ Newsletters & Bulletins Product Reviews ~ General Services ~ Portals ~ Calendar ~ Advertising & Outreach ~ Online Store ~ Classifieds ~ ~ * ~ ~ ![]() You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass. Japanese Admiral Yamamoto, 1941 | |
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| Sensei ![]() | I remember seeing that one but I dont recall how it came out... I do remember that they proved that a escape from Alcatraz was possible. THAT was impressive!!
__________________ ![]() Downrange Magazine & Professional Library ~ Military Journal ~ Newsletters & Bulletins Product Reviews ~ General Services ~ Portals ~ Calendar ~ Advertising & Outreach ~ Online Store ~ Classifieds ~ ~ * ~ ~ ![]() You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass. Japanese Admiral Yamamoto, 1941 Last edited by scotto; 01-08-2006 at 20:00. |
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