Go Back   Trackpads Community > General Discussions > Humor

Humor Jokes, Jokes and more Joke! Get an interesting one in the email? Share it!

Humor

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 01-07-2006, 14:39   #1 (permalink)
Sensei
 
scotto's Avatar
My Awards Rack
Silver Staff Service Medal Silver Reputation  Medal Gold Gallery Medal Silver Commanders Coin 1 Blue Star Bronze Community Medal Silver Threads Medal 
Total Awards: 7
My Mood
Status
scotto is offline
Post Count
3,939
My Photos
My Photos: 565
Staff Title
SDIV Commander
Member Flags
United States us minnesota
My Referrals
My Referrals: 3
Personal Guestbook
Reputation +/-
scotto has much to be proud ofscotto has much to be proud ofscotto has much to be proud ofscotto has much to be proud ofscotto has much to be proud ofscotto has much to be proud ofscotto has much to be proud ofscotto has much to be proud ofscotto has much to be proud ofscotto has much to be proud ofscotto has much to be proud of
Other Swag
T-Bucks: 41,807.52
Bank: 0.00
Total T-Bucks: 41,807.52
   

 
Default For Those Who Thought They Knew Everything……

The liquid inside young coconuts
can be used as a substitute for
Blood plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half
more than seven (7) times.

Donkeys kill more people annually
than plane crashes.

You burn more calories sleeping
than you do watching television.

Oak trees do not produce acorns
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

The first product to have a bar code
was Wrigley's gum.

The King of Hearts is the only king
WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive
from each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Apples, not caffeine,
are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

Most dust particles in your house are made from
DEAD SKIN!

The first owner of the Marlboro Company
died of lung cancer.
So did the first "Marlboro Man."

Walt Disney was afraid
OF MICE!

PEARLS MELT
IN VINEGAR!

The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but, not downstairs.

A duck's quack doesn't echo,
and no one knows why.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.

And the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
__________________
Downrange Magazine & Professional Library ~ Military Journal ~ Newsletters & Bulletins
Product Reviews ~ General Services ~ Portals ~ Calendar ~ Advertising & Outreach ~ Online Store ~ Classifieds
~ ~ * ~ ~

You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass.
Japanese Admiral Yamamoto, 1941

Last edited by scotto; 01-07-2006 at 14:42.
scotto is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Trackpads Information
Click to Visit
Old 01-07-2006, 19:52   #2 (permalink)
Icing Queen
 
conlor's Avatar
My Awards Rack
Silver Staff Service Medal Silver Reputation  Medal Gold Commanders Coin Silver Commanders Coin Silver Commanders Coin Army Service Button Silver Community Medal 1 Blue Star 
Total Awards: 9
My Mood
Status
conlor is offline
Post Count
23,676
My Photos
My Photos: 1
Staff Title
EDIV Trivia Coordinator
Member Flags
United States Undisclosed
My Referrals
My Referrals: 1
Personal Guestbook
Reputation +/-
conlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond repute
Other Swag
T-Bucks: 124,457.47
Bank: 42,891.45
Total T-Bucks: 167,348.92
     
     
 

 
Default Re: For Those Who Thought They Knew Everything……

[quote=scotto]Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush. [quote]

And people wonder why women flush public toilets with their foot instead of leaning over it.
__________________
Your memory is our keepsake, With which we'll never part. God has you in his keeping, We have you in our hearts.

~2004 winner of The Outreach Award
~2005 co-winner of The Bronze Button Award
~March 2006 Perv of the Month
~Sept 2006, Oct 2007 - MOTM
~2007 Oct-Dec MOTQ
~2007 Female Silver Raincoat Recipient
~2007 MOTY
conlor is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 01-08-2006, 19:35   #3 (permalink)
SSG
 
Headhunter's Avatar
My Awards Rack
Bronze Reputation  Medal Army Service Button 
Total Awards: 2
My Mood
My Mood:
Status
Headhunter is offline
Post Count
499
My Photos
My Photos: 2
Staff Title
SDIV Classifieds Section Comdr
Member Flags
United States us alaska
My Referrals
My Referrals: 0
Personal Guestbook
Reputation +/-
Headhunter is just really niceHeadhunter is just really niceHeadhunter is just really niceHeadhunter is just really niceHeadhunter is just really niceHeadhunter is just really niceHeadhunter is just really niceHeadhunter is just really niceHeadhunter is just really niceHeadhunter is just really niceHeadhunter is just really nice
Other Swag
T-Bucks: 835.64
Bank: 0.00
Total T-Bucks: 835.64
 

 
Default Re: For Those Who Thought They Knew Everything……

Quote:
Originally Posted by scotto
A duck's quack doesn't echo,
and no one knows why.
I think MythBusters did prove that a ducks quack does echo.

Episode 8: Escape From Alcatraz, Duck Quack, Stud Finder
In this episode, Jamie and Adam retrace the steps of the infamous prisoners who escaped from Alcatraz without a trace in 1962. Although all were presumed drowned, our mythbusters are determined to find out if it's possible to survive the tides of the San Francisco Bay in a homemade raft. On a less precarious, but still hilarious note, they'll attempt to answer the age-old question: Does a duck's quack echo? And then there's the simply unhinged notion that a stud finder can prove whether or not human beings have been guinea pigs in mind control experiments. Yes, really.


http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/my...pisode_08.html Episode 8
Headhunter is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 01-08-2006, 19:40   #4 (permalink)
Sensei
 
scotto's Avatar
My Awards Rack
Silver Staff Service Medal Silver Reputation  Medal Gold Gallery Medal Silver Commanders Coin 1 Blue Star Bronze Community Medal Silver Threads Medal 
Total Awards: 7
My Mood
Status
scotto is offline
Post Count
3,939
My Photos
My Photos: 565
Staff Title
SDIV Commander
Member Flags
United States us minnesota
My Referrals
My Referrals: 3
Personal Guestbook
Reputation +/-
scotto has much to be proud ofscotto has much to be proud ofscotto has much to be proud ofscotto has much to be proud ofscotto has much to be proud ofscotto has much to be proud ofscotto has much to be proud ofscotto has much to be proud ofscotto has much to be proud ofscotto has much to be proud ofscotto has much to be proud of
Other Swag
T-Bucks: 41,807.52
Bank: 0.00
Total T-Bucks: 41,807.52
   

 
Default Re: For Those Who Thought They Knew Everything……

Quote:
Originally Posted by Headhunter
I think MythBusters did prove that a ducks quack does echo.

Episode 8: Escape From Alcatraz, Duck Quack, Stud Finder
In this episode, Jamie and Adam retrace the steps of the infamous prisoners who escaped from Alcatraz without a trace in 1962. Although all were presumed drowned, our mythbusters are determined to find out if it's possible to survive the tides of the San Francisco Bay in a homemade raft. On a less precarious, but still hilarious note, they'll attempt to answer the age-old question: Does a duck's quack echo? And then there's the simply unhinged notion that a stud finder can prove whether or not human beings have been guinea pigs in mind control experiments. Yes, really.


http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/my...pisode_08.html Episode 8
Thats right,, I forgot about that..I had seen that one. Man talk about a dream job.
__________________
Downrange Magazine & Professional Library ~ Military Journal ~ Newsletters & Bulletins
Product Reviews ~ General Services ~ Portals ~ Calendar ~ Advertising & Outreach ~ Online Store ~ Classifieds
~ ~ * ~ ~

You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass.
Japanese Admiral Yamamoto, 1941
scotto is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 01-08-2006, 19:48   #5 (permalink)
Non-Commissioned Officer
 
m60-gunner's Avatar
My Awards Rack
2 Blue Star Army Service Button 
Total Awards: 2
My Mood
Status
m60-gunner is offline
Post Count
789
My Photos
My Photos: 0
Staff Title
Trivia Game Coordinator
Member Flags
United States us iowa
My Referrals
My Referrals: 0
Personal Guestbook
Reputation +/-
m60-gunner is a splendid one to beholdm60-gunner is a splendid one to beholdm60-gunner is a splendid one to beholdm60-gunner is a splendid one to beholdm60-gunner is a splendid one to beholdm60-gunner is a splendid one to beholdm60-gunner is a splendid one to beholdm60-gunner is a splendid one to beholdm60-gunner is a splendid one to beholdm60-gunner is a splendid one to beholdm60-gunner is a splendid one to behold
Other Swag
T-Bucks: 543.30
Bank: 0.00
Total T-Bucks: 543.30

 
Default Re: For Those Who Thought They Knew Everything……

I thought they proved that a duck did'nt have a echo. Maybe I'm wrong. It's hard for me to remember yesterday.
m60-gunner is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 01-08-2006, 19:56   #6 (permalink)
Sensei
 
scotto's Avatar
My Awards Rack
Silver Staff Service Medal Silver Reputation  Medal Gold Gallery Medal Silver Commanders Coin 1 Blue Star Bronze Community Medal Silver Threads Medal 
Total Awards: 7
My Mood
Status
scotto is offline
Post Count
3,939
My Photos
My Photos: 565
Staff Title
SDIV Commander
Member Flags
United States us minnesota
My Referrals
My Referrals: 3
Personal Guestbook
Reputation +/-
scotto has much to be proud ofscotto has much to be proud ofscotto has much to be proud ofscotto has much to be proud ofscotto has much to be proud ofscotto has much to be proud ofscotto has much to be proud ofscotto has much to be proud ofscotto has much to be proud ofscotto has much to be proud ofscotto has much to be proud of
Other Swag
T-Bucks: 41,807.52
Bank: 0.00
Total T-Bucks: 41,807.52
   

 
Default Re: For Those Who Thought They Knew Everything……

I remember seeing that one but I dont recall how it came out... I do remember that they proved that a escape from Alcatraz was possible. THAT was impressive!!
__________________
Downrange Magazine & Professional Library ~ Military Journal ~ Newsletters & Bulletins
Product Reviews ~ General Services ~ Portals ~ Calendar ~ Advertising & Outreach ~ Online Store ~ Classifieds
~ ~ * ~ ~

You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass.
Japanese Admiral Yamamoto, 1941

Last edited by scotto; 01-08-2006 at 20:00.
scotto is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 01-09-2006, 15:59   #7 (permalink)
Non-Commissioned Officer
 
frosty0's Avatar
My Awards Rack
Bronze Reputation  Medal Air Force Service Button 
Total Awards: 2
My Mood
Status
frosty0 is offline
Post Count
371
My Photos
My Photos: 138
Member Flags
United States Undisclosed
My Referrals
My Referrals: 0
Personal Guestbook
Reputation +/-
frosty0 has a spectacular aura aboutfrosty0 has a spectacular aura aboutfrosty0 has a spectacular aura aboutfrosty0 has a spectacular aura aboutfrosty0 has a spectacular aura aboutfrosty0 has a spectacular aura aboutfrosty0 has a spectacular aura aboutfrosty0 has a spectacular aura aboutfrosty0 has a spectacular aura aboutfrosty0 has a spectacular aura aboutfrosty0 has a spectacular aura about
Other Swag
T-Bucks: 590.00
Bank: 0.00
Total T-Bucks: 590.00

 
Default Re: For Those Who Thought They Knew Everything……

Damn lucky turtles!!
frosty0 is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Health Tip of the Day - Who knew?!!!! Snowden Humor 5 02-27-2008 14:47
The War He Knew Woodmonkey General Military Discussions 0 02-10-2008 15:54
I Knew It!! USA11B Humor 3 03-18-2005 22:11
Thought you knew everything? se0sea Chit-Chat 12 06-09-2004 08:17
The man who knew too much... odannyboy Point/Counterpoint 3 04-05-2004 17:41


Community Information
Options
Quick Options
Trackpads Non-Commercial Ad
Copyright Information Click to Visit
Time
Server Time
All times are GMT -4. The time now is 07:09.
Copyright
Copyright Information
The header is based off of work by Vipixel.com and modified by this site. Trackpads and the Trackpads Logo are both Registered Trademarks of Jason Edwards and cannot be used without prior written permission.  The only exception is as a link back to this site. Trackpads is a private website run by a small legion of volunteers, 3 dogs, 12.5 cats and an army of small, super smart, bio-engineered mice with pointy hats and tutu's. Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.2.0 RC7
Archive Links
Archive Links
1 2 3