worms

[USA11B]

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would
add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon,
the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.

Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation -
"What can you learn from this demonstration?"

A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said,
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

[conlor]

Gotta love that lady!

[m60-gunner]

My wife tells me I have worms. Because once in a while I scoot around on the carpet on my rear. Hey if it feels good do it.

[USA11B]

Originally Posted by m60-gunner

My wife tells me I have worms. Because once in a while I scoot around on the carpet on my rear. Hey if it feels good do it.

Butt scootin puppy!

[conlor]

Originally Posted by m60-gunner

My wife tells me I have worms. Because once in a while I scoot around on the carpet on my rear. Hey if it feels good do it.

Tell her she only needs to worry when you start licking it.