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When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this. On your way
home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made
by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and
disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change
into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite
chair. open the package and remove the thermometer. Now,
carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will
not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will
notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every
Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally
tested". Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five
times, "I am so glad I do not work in the Thermometer
quality control at Johnson & Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE
WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN
YOURS.....

[conlor]

I don't think I'd ever want to buy one of those.

[m60-gunner]

It's like I say, If you have a bad day just watch a epesoide of Jerry Springer, after a hour of that ya got to feel better about yourself.

[conlor]

Originally Posted by m60-gunner

It's like I say, If you have a bad day just watch a epesoide of Jerry Springer, after a hour of that ya got to feel better about yourself.

True! At least our lives are about something. Some days we might not know what they're about....