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01-06-2006, 17:57
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| Crew Dawg   |  Retirement (Adults only) "Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but it might take all day. Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees? Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done. Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount. Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire? Answer: Tied shoes. Question: Why do retirees count pennies? Answer: They are the only ones who have the time. Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire? Answer: NUTS! Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage? Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there. Question: What do retirees call a long lunch? Answer: Normal. Question: What is the best way to describe retirement? Answer: The never ending Coffee Break. Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree? Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents. Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with? Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth. Question: What does a retiree use for garden mulch? Answer: Madiera Cockroach egg sacs" Source: An Anonymous Retiree 
__________________ http://www.anyairman.com Click banner > Go directly to Air Force forum  "We’re at war with Japan. We were attacked by Japan. Do you want to kill Japanese, or would you rather have Americans killed?" General Curtis LeMay Last edited by Bluehawk; 01-06-2006 at 18:00. |
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01-06-2006, 21:34
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| Crew Dawg | Re: Retirement (Adults only) It's that Madeira Cockroach saliva that made me do it.
__________________ http://www.anyairman.com Click banner > Go directly to Air Force forum "We’re at war with Japan. We were attacked by Japan. Do you want to kill Japanese, or would you rather have Americans killed?" General Curtis LeMay |
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01-06-2006, 21:45
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| Racy Ol' Lady   | Re: Retirement (Adults only) If I retire, can I have never ending Coffee Breaks? Come to think of it, this cup is empty, and I've been drinking coffee all day... I reckon I'm retired! This is a good one, Sir Blue.
__________________ Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death! MOTM, Jan 2005, Aug 2007 Golden Cookie Award, 2005. Aug 2006 Perv of the Month Perv. Outreach Award, 2007 |
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01-07-2006, 05:51
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| Crew Dawg | Re: Retirement (Adults only) Quote:
Ain't it the truth...
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