The Battle of the Sexes ... Continuted.

[RAMESES the Great]

The Woman and the Frog

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "You win three wishes" yada yada yada. She thanked him and then he said "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times!"
The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to."
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered,
"I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story:
Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you.
Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.













The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
Real Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this, it only goes to show that
women never listen!!!

[m60-gunner]

How true that sounds

[conlor]

The frog was male!!!! No fair!!!!!