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Old 01-05-2006, 14:40   #1 (permalink)
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Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation
took place:

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room
in the house next weekend."

Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build
her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I
will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a
word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to
do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off
my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" ..and she
said, "Wear sun-block."
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Old 01-05-2006, 14:46   #2 (permalink)
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Priceless!!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-05-2006, 18:40   #3 (permalink)
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Hmmmmmm,good idea
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Old 01-06-2006, 23:03   #4 (permalink)
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I think that last guy might be married to my wife.
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