Road rage

[DocDiggs]

Women with Road Rage
>
> (Written By A Very Wise Man)
>
> I was driving to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut
>right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive onto the
>shoulder to avoid hitting her.
>
> This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out
>his window and gave the woman the finger.
>
> "Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself.
>
> I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a
>female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why I drive 48 miles each
>way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day.
>
> Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the
>bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
>
> There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be
>982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
>
> Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I
>figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.
>
> That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass
>every day. Statistically, females drive half of these.
>
> That's 18,000 women drivers!
>
> In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642.
>
> According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life is
>dissatisfying or unrewarding.
> That's 449.
>
> According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females
>have seriously considered suicide or homicide.
>
> That's 98.
>
> And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.
>
> According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry
>weapons and this number is increasing.
>
> That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female
>that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has
>seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
>
> Give one the finger? I think not.
>
> --Author Unknown

[herbstin]

Good One!! LOL

[conlor]

:d

[maysie]

Good find. LOL