Go Back   Trackpads Community > General Discussions > Humor

Humor Jokes, Jokes and more Joke! Get an interesting one in the email? Share it!

Humor

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 12-31-2005, 13:25   #1 (permalink)
Icing Queen
 
conlor's Avatar
My Awards Rack
Silver Staff Service Medal Silver Reputation  Medal Gold Commanders Coin Silver Commanders Coin Silver Commanders Coin Army Service Button Silver Community Medal 1 Blue Star 
Total Awards: 9
My Mood
Status
conlor is online now
Post Count
23,669
My Photos
My Photos: 1
Staff Title
EDIV Trivia Coordinator
Member Flags
United States Undisclosed
My Referrals
My Referrals: 1
Personal Guestbook
Reputation +/-
conlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond repute
Other Swag
T-Bucks: 124,056.17
Bank: 42,891.45
Total T-Bucks: 166,947.62
     
     
 

 
Default A Married Couple ...

A married couple was in a terrible accident where
the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor
told the husband that they couldn't graft any
skin from her body because she was too skinny.
So the husband offered to donate some of his own
skin. However, the only skin on his body that the
doctor felt was suitable would have to come from
his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that
they would tell no one about where the skin came
from, and requested that the doctor also honor
their secret. After all, this was a very
delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was
astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked
more beautiful than she ever had before All her
friends and relatives just went on and on about
her youthful beauty.

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she
was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She
said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for
everything you did for me. There is no way I
could ever repay you."

"My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it.
I get all the thanks I need every time I see your
mother kiss you on the cheek.
__________________
Your memory is our keepsake, With which we'll never part. God has you in his keeping, We have you in our hearts.

~2004 winner of The Outreach Award
~2005 co-winner of The Bronze Button Award
~March 2006 Perv of the Month
~Sept 2006, Oct 2007 - MOTM
~2007 Oct-Dec MOTQ
~2007 Female Silver Raincoat Recipient
~2007 MOTY
conlor is online now  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Trackpads Information
Click to Visit
Old 12-31-2005, 13:46   #2 (permalink)
Fallen Member
 
USA11B's Avatar
My Awards Rack
Navy Service Button Army Service Button Bronze Community Medal Bronze Threads Medal 
Total Awards: 4
My Mood
Status
USA11B is offline
Post Count
1,790
My Photos
My Photos: 0
Member Flags
United States Undisclosed
My Referrals
My Referrals: 0
Personal Guestbook
Reputation +/-
USA11B is a name known to allUSA11B is a name known to allUSA11B is a name known to allUSA11B is a name known to allUSA11B is a name known to allUSA11B is a name known to allUSA11B is a name known to allUSA11B is a name known to allUSA11B is a name known to allUSA11B is a name known to allUSA11B is a name known to all
Other Swag
T-Bucks: 2,582.00
Bank: 0.00
Total T-Bucks: 2,582.00

 
Default Re: A Married Couple ...

USA11B is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 01-02-2006, 10:08   #3 (permalink)
Non-Commissioned Officer
 
cominatcha's Avatar
My Awards Rack
Bronze Reputation  Medal Army Service Button Bronze Community Medal 
Total Awards: 3
My Mood
Status
cominatcha is offline
Post Count
583
My Photos
My Photos: 7
Member Flags
United States us alabama
My Referrals
My Referrals: 0
Personal Guestbook
Reputation +/-
cominatcha is just really nicecominatcha is just really nicecominatcha is just really nicecominatcha is just really nicecominatcha is just really nicecominatcha is just really nicecominatcha is just really nicecominatcha is just really nicecominatcha is just really nicecominatcha is just really nicecominatcha is just really nice
Petz
Other Swag
T-Bucks: 2,978.00
Bank: 0.00
Total T-Bucks: 2,978.00

 
Default Re: A Married Couple ...

__________________
If You Can Read This ,Thank A Teacher ---- If It,s In English,Thank A Soldier............
cominatcha is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 01-09-2006, 16:22   #4 (permalink)
Non-Commissioned Officer
 
frosty0's Avatar
My Awards Rack
Bronze Reputation  Medal Air Force Service Button 
Total Awards: 2
My Mood
Status
frosty0 is offline
Post Count
371
My Photos
My Photos: 138
Member Flags
United States Undisclosed
My Referrals
My Referrals: 0
Personal Guestbook
Reputation +/-
frosty0 has a spectacular aura aboutfrosty0 has a spectacular aura aboutfrosty0 has a spectacular aura aboutfrosty0 has a spectacular aura aboutfrosty0 has a spectacular aura aboutfrosty0 has a spectacular aura aboutfrosty0 has a spectacular aura aboutfrosty0 has a spectacular aura aboutfrosty0 has a spectacular aura aboutfrosty0 has a spectacular aura aboutfrosty0 has a spectacular aura about
Other Swag
T-Bucks: 589.00
Bank: 0.00
Total T-Bucks: 589.00

 
Default Re: A Married Couple ...

I could see the joy in that.
frosty0 is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Couple, married 83 years, share their secret Snowden Chit-Chat 3 03-18-2008 20:14
Couple Gets Married on Roller Coaster conlor Chit-Chat 0 08-15-2007 21:53
Married USA11B Humor 3 03-13-2006 08:37
My brother is getting married! JohnRN Chit-Chat 21 05-18-2005 11:43
Dead Couple to Be Married Forum Mouse News Articles 0 08-29-2004 22:00


Community Information
Options
Quick Options
Trackpads Non-Commercial Ad
Copyright Information Click to Visit
Time
Server Time
All times are GMT -4. The time now is 21:42.
Copyright
Copyright Information
The header is based off of work by Vipixel.com and modified by this site. Trackpads and the Trackpads Logo are both Registered Trademarks of Jason Edwards and cannot be used without prior written permission.  The only exception is as a link back to this site. Trackpads is a private website run by a small legion of volunteers, 3 dogs, 12.5 cats and an army of small, super smart, bio-engineered mice with pointy hats and tutu's. Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.2.0 RC7
Archive Links
Archive Links
Page generated in 0.74294 seconds with 24 queries