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| Non-Commissioned Officer ![]() | You know you've had too much coffee when... You can type sixty words a minute with your feet. Instant coffee takes too long. You chew on other people's fingernails. You answer the door, before people knock. You sleep with your eyes open. You go to sleep, just so you can wake up and smell the coffee. You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. You're the employee of the month at Starbucks and you don't even work there. You lick your coffeepot clean. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee. You're so wired you pick up FM radio. You have a picture of your coffee mug, on your coffee mug! |
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| Icing Queen ![]() | Those are funny, but I'm glad I don't drink it!
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