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Old 12-26-2005, 18:52   #1 (permalink)
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Wink You know you've had too much coffee when....

You know you've had too much coffee when...
You can type sixty words a minute with your feet.
Instant coffee takes too long.
You chew on other people's fingernails.
You answer the door, before people knock.
You sleep with your eyes open.
You go to sleep, just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
You're the employee of the month at Starbucks and you don't even work there.
You lick your coffeepot clean.
You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
You're so wired you pick up FM radio.
You have a picture of your coffee mug, on your coffee mug!
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Old 12-26-2005, 19:39   #2 (permalink)
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No such thing as too much coffee!
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Old 12-26-2005, 19:57   #3 (permalink)
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Wow! pretty incredible
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Old 12-26-2005, 20:35   #4 (permalink)
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Those are funny, but I'm glad I don't drink it!
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Old 12-28-2005, 14:03   #5 (permalink)
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My wife bought me a sticker that says: Move away from the coffee and nobody gets hurt. Must have my morning , otherwise I'm cranky...
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Old 12-28-2005, 14:07   #6 (permalink)
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Coffee Rocks!!! Is there anything else?
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Old 12-28-2005, 14:17   #7 (permalink)
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My wife bought me a sticker that says: Move away from the coffee and nobody gets hurt. Must have my morning , otherwise I'm cranky...
My kids bought me that as a magnet Very descriptive
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