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12-22-2005, 13:22
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| Monkey Mouse   |  Male and Female FEMALE POEM I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long One who thinks before he speaks One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I want him to be gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, he not be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I want this man to love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. ------------------------------*------------------------------ MALE POEM I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****.
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I think I wrote that poem,, or one like it,, all guys have.
