There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was...

[scotto]

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother .

2. He liked Gospel.

3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business.

2. He lived at home until he was 33.

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands.

2. He had wine with His meals.

3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.

Bu! t then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was! an American
Indian

1. He was at peace with nature.

2. He ate a lot of fish.

3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments the Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't
get it.

3. And even when He was dead He had to get up because there was work to do.

AMEN

[MR Nasty]

Scott you are crazy! Loved it

[Anth]

Originally Posted by Scotto

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't
get it.

3. And even when He was dead He had to get up because there was work to do.

Heh heh

[Woodmonkey]

Added by my son:

Proof Jesus was a man
*He sacrificed Himself for his family (us)
*He walked on water

Can you tell his heart is Infantry?

[conlor]

I got this today and someone asked if Jesus was gay.

1. He surrounded himself with men.

2. He never married.

3. He drank wine.

(Meaning that all are accepted by Him.)