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Old 12-20-2005, 15:33   #1 (permalink)
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A C-130 was en route on a mission when a cocky F-16 pilot flew up next to him.

The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "Watch this!"

He went into a Barrel roll, followed by a steep climb, then finished with a sonic boom when he reached the speed of sound.

The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought.

The C-130 pilot responded, "That was impressive, but watch this."

The C-130 droned along for about 15 minutes then the 130 pilot came back on and said, "What did you think about that?"

The F-16 pilot asked, "What did you do?"

The C-130 pilot responded, "I got up, stretched my legs, went to the back poured a cup of coffee and took a leak."

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Old 12-20-2005, 15:53   #2 (permalink)
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Old 12-20-2005, 17:54   #3 (permalink)
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Old 12-20-2005, 19:45   #4 (permalink)
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Well! I was impressed by the C-130 pilot.
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