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12-18-2005, 17:59
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| Non-Commissioned Officer   |  A Prayer for the Stressed! A Prayer for the Stressed: A Meditation Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always give 100% at work.... 12% on Monday 23% on Tuesday 40% on Wednesday 20% on Thursday 5% on Fridays And help me to remember..... When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me! Amen
__________________ If You Can Read This ,Thank A Teacher ---- If It,s In English,Thank A Soldier............  |
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12-18-2005, 21:25
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| Icing Queen   |  Re: A Prayer for the Stressed!  At that rate, I'd be willing to give 200% at work!
__________________ Your memory is our keepsake, With which we'll never part. God has you in his keeping, We have you in our hearts. ~2004 winner of The Outreach Award ~2005 co-winner of The Bronze Button Award ~March 2006 Perv of the Month ~Sept 2006, Oct 2007 - MOTM ~2007 Oct-Dec MOTQ ~2007 Female Silver Raincoat Recipient ~2007 MOTY |
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12-21-2005, 21:35
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| QUEEN OF THE BEASTS   | Re: A Prayer for the Stressed! this is so good. I emailed this to one of my peers. She needed this prayer today.
__________________ * * * ~~Live in such a way that those who know you but don't know GOD, will come to know GOD because they know you.~~ * * * Last edited by JudyLynne; 12-21-2005 at 21:39. |
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