One Winter Morning

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One winter morning in Michigan a couple was listening to the radio while eating breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches
of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they were again eating breakfast,
the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10
to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your
car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife went
out and moved her car again.

The next week they were again having breakfast,
when the radio announcer said, "We are expecting
12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park .."

Then the electric power went off.

Norman's wife was very upset, and with a worried
look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know
what to do. Which side of the street do I need to
park on so the snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that
all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Norman said ........





"Why don't you just leave the car in the garage?"