Black Box

[cominatcha]

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly
> funded a project with U.S. auto makers for the past five years, whereby the
> auto makers were installing black box voice recorders in four-wheel drive
> pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the
> circumstances in the last moments before the crash.
>
> They were not surprised to find in 44 of the 50 states the recorded last
> words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, ****!"
>
> But the states of Tennessee, Texas, Arkansas, Louisiana, Alabama and
> Kentucky were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were, "Hold
> my beer, I'm gonna try somethin."

[filthybeast]

Ok this is a good one.