The Real Reason Muslim Terrorists Commit Suicide

[cominatcha]

> Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to
commit suicide. Let's see now. . . . .
>
>
> No Christmas
> No television
> No Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders
> No baseball
> No football
> No hockey
> No golf
> No tailgate parties
> No Wal-Mart
> No Home Depot
> No pork BBQ
> No hot dogs
> No burgers
> No chocolate chip cookies
> No lobster
> No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
> No Twinkies
> No gumbo
> No jambalaya
> No Beer
> Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
> Constant wailing from the guy in the tower at all hours.
> More than one wife.
> Men can't shave.
> Their wives can't shave.
> They can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning
camel dung.
> The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
> The brides are picked by someone else.
> She smells just like your donkey.
> But your donkey has a better disposition.
>
> Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
> Really, is there a mystery here?

[conlor]

You've got a point there. Several points!

[Woodmonkey]

He sure does, Connie.