Go Back   Trackpads Community > General Discussions > Humor

Humor Jokes, Jokes and more Joke! Get an interesting one in the email? Share it!

Humor

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 12-01-2005, 21:19   #1 (permalink)
Icing Queen
 
conlor's Avatar
My Awards Rack
Silver Staff Service Medal Silver Reputation  Medal Gold Commanders Coin Silver Commanders Coin Silver Commanders Coin Army Service Button Silver Community Medal 1 Blue Star 
Total Awards: 9
My Mood
Status
conlor is online now
Post Count
23,669
My Photos
My Photos: 1
Staff Title
EDIV Trivia Coordinator
Member Flags
United States Undisclosed
My Referrals
My Referrals: 1
Personal Guestbook
Reputation +/-
conlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond reputeconlor has a reputation beyond repute
Other Swag
T-Bucks: 124,025.17
Bank: 42,891.45
Total T-Bucks: 166,916.62
     
     
 

 
Default Trouble At The Elmo Factory

TROUBLE AT THE ELMO FACTORY

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at
8:00a.m.

The next day at 8:45 a.m. thereis a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.

The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the line is backing up, putting the entire plant behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides that he should see this for himself so the two men march down to the factory floor.

When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Elmos all over the floor and theyare beginning to pile up, and at the end of the line stands the newemployee.

She has a roll of red plush fabric and a big bag of marbles.

The men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wrapsit around two marbles and begins to sew the little package betweenElmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.

After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman.

"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
__________________
Your memory is our keepsake, With which we'll never part. God has you in his keeping, We have you in our hearts.

~2004 winner of The Outreach Award
~2005 co-winner of The Bronze Button Award
~March 2006 Perv of the Month
~Sept 2006, Oct 2007 - MOTM
~2007 Oct-Dec MOTQ
~2007 Female Silver Raincoat Recipient
~2007 MOTY

Last edited by conlor; 12-01-2005 at 21:22.
conlor is online now  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Trackpads Information
Click to Visit
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
New Elmo DVD takes on deployments, injuries cec Family Forum 0 10-10-2007 07:10
Tickle Me Elmo kzola2005 Humor 4 10-14-2006 18:31
Test tickle for Elmo Bluehawk Humor 1 07-19-2006 10:24
[News Feed] Toys With A Switch: Barney, Elmo And Others Repaired, Modified For Kids With Disabilities By ... Forum Mouse News Articles 0 06-13-2005 22:00
[News Feed] Hotel Magnate Helmsley's Dog Trouble in Trouble Forum Mouse News Articles 0 01-28-2005 16:00


Community Information
Options
Quick Options
Trackpads Non-Commercial Ad
Copyright Information Click to Visit
Time
Server Time
All times are GMT -4. The time now is 21:30.
Copyright
Copyright Information
The header is based off of work by Vipixel.com and modified by this site. Trackpads and the Trackpads Logo are both Registered Trademarks of Jason Edwards and cannot be used without prior written permission.  The only exception is as a link back to this site. Trackpads is a private website run by a small legion of volunteers, 3 dogs, 12.5 cats and an army of small, super smart, bio-engineered mice with pointy hats and tutu's. Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.2.0 RC7
Archive Links
Archive Links
Page generated in 0.57578 seconds with 21 queries